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Church Bulletin Bloopers

I’ve been LOL about a list of church bulletin bloopers just sent to me by one of my church members. Here’s my favorite: The associate minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: “I upped my pledge; up yours!”

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Drive Thru Idol Finals

Okay blogworld, I need your help again. Mary Rose is in the finals and let’s get her chosen as the Drive Thru Idol. Go to http://www.1075theriver.com/wjdrivethruidol.html and select contestant #2.

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Drive Thru Idol Update

It worked!!! Mary Rose had 43% of the votes compared to the next highest vote getter who had 29%. The blog world comes through. Now, on Monday they will be doing it again. I will post the details and lets see if we can get her to be the Drive Thru Idol. By the way, […]

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A Letter to the Boys

Ed. Note: Back in August four board members of the Good News Movement within the United Methodist Church wrote a document calling for denominational schism. This letter is a response to that document, which may be found at http://www.faithfulchristianlaity.org/options_for_the_future.htm Dear Mark, Scott, Phil, and Tom, So you think it’s time to call it quits, to […]

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Crazy Office Manager, Part 2

You may remember that my crazy Italian office manager sang for the local radio station as a part of the “Drive Thru Idol” competition. She has reached the finals, and I would love see her voted Nashville’s Drive Thru Idol. So, I need your help. Please forward this message through the blog world and lets […]

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The Duhks

On “All Things Considered” last night, they gave about 15 or 20 minutes to the band, The Duhks (an unheard of amount of time for ATC). I happened to have a gift certificate to MediaPlay, so I picked up the album today. All I can say is buy it! Now! Without delay. The other thing […]

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A Community of Collaboration

For several years, I have been hanging around conversations in seminary lunchrooms and church events where the talk goes something like this: Yeah man . . . we’re searching for community here. We don’t know really what it is, but the church is supposed to reflect community, right? The language of community is big in […]

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Emergent Convention Nashville 2005

I had a great morning with Alex Roller from YS looking at the worship spaces for the upcoming Emergent Convention in Nashville. If you haven’t heard, one of the things that we are doing differently in Nashville is to host our worship gatherings at three different local churches in downtown Nashville. There are two goals […]

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Chat tonight?

I’m hosting an online chat tonight at the church site to talk about spiritual practices during Lent. Come join us at http://www.antiochumc.net and click on the conference room button.

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Mary Rose Update

Mary Rose went on to the next round of Drive Through Idol 6 votes to 4. Now I just hope that no one believed her when she told them that we have the intercome for drive through confession….

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Okay, I Officially Proclaim Our Office Manager Nuts

There has been a contest going around on the local top 40 station inviting folks who have outdoor intercom systems (drive throughs) to sing through the intercom on the air (the Drive Through Idol show). Mary Rose, our crazy Italian office manager, entered and today a radio intern showed up at the door asking her […]

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Who Is Using Skype?

A certain unnamed friend has turned me on to using Skype, the free internet telephone and chat service. I am wondering who all is using Skype out there. If you are, send me your name so that I can add you to my contact list.

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Never Mind

Typepad is working now. Who knows what changed. Say la veeeee, as we say in the south.

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Typepad Problems

Everytime I try to access comments or the main Typepad site it refuses me access. Are they angry that I said I was staying with Blogger, or is their server down? Let me know if you know.

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Faking It

One of the great dangers of traditional preaching what Doug calls “speeching” is being seduced by an image or an illustration that seems perfect, but really has no connection to what you are trying to say. That happened to me tonight as I was pulling together my Ash Wednesday meditation. I had a great opening […]

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::Liturgical Connections:: — Ash Wednesday Altar

There are more creative altar designs in the world, but here is what I pulled together for tonight. I like to use rough fabric for Ash Wednesday — burlap, sack cloth, etc. I tend to avoid the “pretty” altar elements that are normally used, such as the brass cross and candlesticks. Kay gave me this […]

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::Liturgical Connections:: — Ash Wednesday Altar

There are more creative altar designs in the world, but here is what I pulled together for tonight. I like to use rough fabric for Ash Wednesday — burlap, sack cloth, etc. I tend to avoid the “pretty” altar elements that are normally used, such as the brass cross and candlesticks. Kay gave me this […]

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Ass Wednesday

This is what I found waiting for me when I got to church this morning: We’ve seen a recent increase in vandalism to our sign. I don’t mind the obscene messages too much, I just wish they could learn to spell (lick is not spelled “lich”) and that they wouldn’t steal the letters. It makes […]

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Chat Tonight

Just a reminder that I will be hosting a chat time via our church chat room at 10 p.m. CST. Go to http://www.antiochumc.net and click on the Conference Room button.

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…this is how I feel.